01[194414] <+TsundeRay> I'mm starting to hope that my cousin dies. [194420] <+MODULE-32A> Desktops would still exist and be rather commonplace, no? [194423] <+A_Dope_Bird> that's because you're a horrible person [194424] <+A_Dope_Bird> goongrats [194428] <+A_Dope_Bird> sorry for your lots [194430] <+MODULE-32A> Even with commonplace mobile devices and wearable computers... 01[194434] <+TsundeRay> no, there's a reason 01[194436] <+TsundeRay> she RAN AWAY [194448] <+Ayen> for what reason? [194449] <+Savitry> Desktops would be desks with interactive holographic fun business, MOD 01[194457] <+TsundeRay> To be with her boyfriend in Florida. [194458] <+MODULE-32A> Savitry: They'd still be boxes. 01[194459] <+TsundeRay> She's 16. 01[194500] <+TsundeRay> SIX. TEEN. [194501] <+MODULE-32A> But the interface would be advanced. [194504] <+Savitry> i suppose 01[194506] <+TsundeRay> !trope Dethorning Moment Of SUCK [194509] <@TropeBot> Sorry, that trope doesn't exist. Title search returned 0 hits. 01[194512] <+TsundeRay> fucking A! [194516] <+Savitry> interactive holographic fun boxes, MOD [194516] <+Rex_Rule> TsundeRay: Oh, right [194518] <+MODULE-32A> Not necessarily holographic stuff, but cool glasses. 01[194519] <+TsundeRay> !trope Dethroning Moment of SUCK [194519] <+winterwyn> You're hoping she dies? [194520] <@TropeBot> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DethroningMomentOfSuck 01[194523] <+TsundeRay> No, not really [194524] <+feepbot> Dethroning Moment Of Suck - Television Tropes & Idioms [194525] <+winterwyn> Did you have a crush on her or something? [194525] <+Rex_Rule> Because people aren't' allowed to love each other [194525] <+Savitry> oh, hm [194525] <+MODULE-32A> Smart projectors. [194526] <+NamelessFragger> Well, I foresee the "personal computer" becoming more like today's PDA/smartphone/Tablet PC, and the powerful desktops becoming more like personal home servers. 01[194528] <+TsundeRay> I'm trying to reseist that feeling [194529] <+winterwyn> :D [194529] <+MODULE-32A> They project images right into people's eyes. [194530] <+Savitry> let me show you something 01[194532] <+TsundeRay> wyn, no. 02[194537] * +zombietiw (hifhf@ip72-199-153-107.sd.sd.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [194537] <+Rex_Rule> Until they're AT LEAST seventeen 06[194540] * +winterwyn pokes the ray teasingly [194541] <+MODULE-32A> So, no freestanding holography, but something more or less like it. [194542] <+Rex_Rule> It's in the constitution, I think [194544] <+Rex_Rule> OH WAIT [194545] <+MODULE-32A> People would still often prefer monitors, though. 01[194551] <+TsundeRay> but yeah [194552] <+Rex_Rule> NO IT FUCKING ISN'T [194556] <+MODULE-32A> The monitors would be very thin and advanced and not require much power and have superb performance, though. 01[194558] <+TsundeRay> her boyfriend moved to Florida a few weeks ago [194601] <+Rex_Rule> STFU and let her live her life plox [194604] <+MODULE-32A> wyn, what was that...the IMOD? [194611] <+Ayen> those projector things that shoot images into one's eyes? [194611] <+MODULE-32A> The thing with Fabry-Picot (?) interferometers... [194615] <+MODULE-32A> Ayen: Yes. 01[194619] <+TsundeRay> and she got her dad / my uncle to buy her a ticket [194629] <+MODULE-32A> And by 2030, you could put them in every pair of glasses for little additional cost. [194636] <+NamelessFragger> After all, desktops will still exist as long as people are itching to totally max out Crysis and render HD videos in the background at the same time. Mobile computers will take far longer to reach such a demanding goal. [194643] <+MODULE-32A> NF: exactly. 01[194646] <+TsundeRay> Well, here's the thing [194649] <+MODULE-32A> Most people have multiple devices for that reason. [194650] <+winterwyn> Imod what? 01[194655] <+TsundeRay> last year, she moved in with my family from the Philippines [194658] <+MODULE-32A> The display thing you mentioned a while back. [194659] <+winterwyn> Oh monitor dealie? [194702] <+MODULE-32A> Yes. [194707] <+MODULE-32A> The modification of the etalon principle. 01[194712] <+TsundeRay> my parents have been working hard (and paying moneys) to fund her college tuition so she can have a new life here [194712] <+winterwyn> .wp imod [194713] <+feepbot> winterwyn: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IMOD IMOD - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 01[194714] <+TsundeRay> and she throws it away. [194724] <+MODULE-32A> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interferometric_modulator_display [194726] <+feepbot> Interferometric modulator display - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia [194727] <+MODULE-32A> Fabry-Perot. [194731] <+MODULE-32A> Well, I got their initials right, anyway. [194732] <+winterwyn> Yeah etalons. 01[194743] <+TsundeRay> Rex, she's 16 turning 17 [194743] <+MODULE-32A> Active camo, too. [194749] <+MODULE-32A> But it's only in the visible wavelengths. [194752] <+winterwyn> Hmmm [194755] <+MODULE-32A> When it comes to your IR signature, there's only so much you can do. 01[194757] <+TsundeRay> She's under my parents' and my uncle's jurisdiction. [194800] <+MODULE-32A> And the active camo isn't perfect. [194800] <+Savitry> http://www.vimeo.com/405014 [194802] <+Savitry> MOD^ [194802] <+feepbot> Interactive Museum on Vimeo [194802] <+winterwyn> The qualcomm trademark is mirasol. [194807] <+MODULE-32A> It changes somewhat more slowly than in GITS, but it's still pretty good. [194812] <+Rex_Rule> TsundeRay: And of course at that age you're not even close to sentient or capable of making decisionsn for yourself like ann adult [194818] <+MODULE-32A> For infrared, you might have a special coolout poncho. 01[194825] <+TsundeRay> see, I'm 20 and even I know I do stupid shit [194827] <+MODULE-32A> http://www.g2mil.com/combatponchos.htm [194828] <+feepbot> Combat Ponchos [194829] <+winterwyn> If you're under the age of consent you're screwing your parents over. [194836] <+Rex_Rule> Why, teenagers are like animals, really, to be derided for their actions if you don't approve of them [194837] <+Rex_Rule> OH WAIT [194842] <+Ayen> Rex_Rule: the hell? "not even close to sentient" ? [194845] <+Ayen> WHAT? [194845] <+winterwyn> Calm down, rex. 01[194845] <+TsundeRay> she's turned into a financial drain for our familyt. [194848] <+Rex_Rule> ... [194850] <+Rex_Rule> Ayen [194851] <+Ayen> oh [194851] <+winterwyn> You're making a fuss about nothing. [194853] <+Ayen> sorry [194854] <+winterwyn> Please cut it out. [194856] <+Rex_Rule> hen I'm saying something ridiculous [194856] <+MODULE-32A> The thing about combat ponchos is that it'd probably get hot underneath. [194858] <+MODULE-32A> Oh, well. [194903] <+Rex_Rule> I mean the opposite of what I actually say [194912] <+Ayen> yes, I realized that [194916] <+Rex_Rule> Oh, and Ray: You know what? [194933] <+Rex_Rule> She was already a financial drain on your family. YOU are a financial drain on your family [194939] <+winterwyn> Cut it out now. [194941] <+Rex_Rule> Is that why you wanted her to die? To save money? [194952] <+A_Dope_Bird> u are a genuinely horrible person [194953] <+MODULE-32A> Energy? [194956] <+A_Dope_Bird> Hope [194956] <+A_Dope_Bird> This [194956] <+MODULE-32A> Mostly nuclear reactors. [194956] <+A_Dope_Bird> Helps 01[195001] <+TsundeRay> whereas *I* put my $2k/sem to good use: striving to become a game developer. [195003] <+MODULE-32A> Hey, they work damn well. [195011] <+MODULE-32A> Not really that relevant to the story, though. [195012] <+Rex_Rule> Oh, a game developed 01[195018] <+TsundeRay> I'm trying not to fail any more classes as well, for efficiency's sake [195020] <+Rex_Rule> God knows that's a useful field [195023] <+A_Dope_Bird> whereas *I* put my $2k/sem to good use: striving to become a gay nerd in an industry destined for a bubble [195026] <+Rex_Rule> Might as well major in Betamax 01[195030] <+TsundeRay> okay fine [195030] <+Ayen> a lucrative one 01[195032] <+TsundeRay> I'll change majors. 01[195033] <+TsundeRay> Now. [195044] <+Rex_Rule> Okay, that time I was joking 03[195044] * TsundeRay is now known as Raytarded 03[195046] * Raytarded is now known as Ray_Ayanami [195047] <+MODULE-32A> I'm going to be an engineer or physician. [195051] <+Ayen> "gay nerd"? 01[195054] <+Ray_Ayanami> <- YOU all did this to me. [195057] <+winterwyn> See, that's a good example of what you should quit doing, the rex. 01[195104] <+Ray_Ayanami> I'm gonna sign back up for the SCP Foundation and QQ. [195114] <+Solanth> Hey guys, I'm going to make everyone feel better [195119] <+winterwyn> o.o? [195131] <+Solanth> I'm a religious studies major. Every motherfucker here will get a better job than me [195137] <+winterwyn> <.< 03[195139] * zombietiw (hifhf@ip72-199-153-107.sd.sd.cox.net) has joined #tropers 03[195139] * TropeBot sets mode: +v zombietiw 01[195142] <+Ray_Ayanami> I've gone from tsundere to Rule 63/75 Rei [195150] <+A_Dope_Bird> Gay Nerd 01[195150] <+Ray_Ayanami> and it's all this channel's fault :( [195151] <+winterwyn> I was going to suggest a few things but then I realized not everybody would feel better. [195154] <+Rex_Rule> But it was a little pretentious of you to consider GAME DESIGN a "useful" field. Like, how manyn good games are really released in a year? Andn what's the likelihood that you'll work on even one? The idea that anyone's' job is "useful" inherently is insane [195200] <+A_Dope_Bird> i suggest u eat a ice creams [195202] <+A_Dope_Bird> ice cream owns 01[195204] <+Ray_Ayanami> okay 01[195205] <+Ray_Ayanami> but [195210] <+winterwyn> That's low, rex. Stop it. [195212] <+NamelessFragger> Wait...what the hell is Rule 75? Rule 63 = Gender Bender, basically, but what's 75? [195213] <+A_Dope_Bird> what about a bus driver 01[195215] <+Ray_Ayanami> at least I'm not running away with a girlfriend to across the country. [195218] <+A_Dope_Bird> a bus driver is really useful [195219] <+Rex_Rule> Okay, you're right 01[195224] <+Ray_Ayanami> it's either rule 75 or 63 that's the genderbending one. 01[195233] <+Ray_Ayanami> seems to be inconsistent. [195235] <+winterwyn> Do you have to make people feel bad for your humor? [195239] <+MODULE-32A> rule 75 - 1 definition - There is always a female version of a male character, no exceptions [195250] <+A_Dope_Bird> such as tails [195253] <+Mongoose> http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php5?title=Main_Page [195254] <+NamelessFragger> Wait...so what I thought was Rule 63 is actually Rule 75? [195254] <+Rex_Rule> Sorry. You're right, I freaked out over nothing [195255] <+feepbot> Main Page - Rules Of The Internet [195255] <+MODULE-32A> Rule 63 is a rule of the internet that reads as follows: "For any given male character, there is a female version of that character." [195256] <+A_Dope_Bird> shit's built in [195257] <+Rex_Rule> BUT [195307] <+MODULE-32A> Hm. [195307] <+Rex_Rule> Mod: So, what, like Supergirl for Superman? [195309] <+MODULE-32A> Redundancy? [195311] <+A_Dope_Bird> IS THERE A FEMALE VERSION OF BENDER 01[195314] <+Ray_Ayanami> so yeah [195317] <+A_Dope_Bird> this is important [195322] <+Rex_Rule> Wait, theres no male version of Wonde... wait, that one timem [195326] <+GoldenFox> Yeah, there was. [195327] <+Rex_Rule> And now she has Hercules, right 01[195328] <+Ray_Ayanami> all majors are jack shit, i probably should just drop out and work retail [195329] <+MODULE-32A> Yes. [195334] <+MODULE-32A> I think he became female in one episode. 01[195336] <+Ray_Ayanami> or start a business, but i don't know how 01[195339] <+Ray_Ayanami> and business for what, to boot? [195346] <+MODULE-32A> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bend_Her [195347] <+feepbot> Bend Her - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia [195348] <+Rex_Rule> Look, Ray, I'm sorry [195349] <+MODULE-32A> That's the one. [195351] <+MODULE-32A> Coilette. 01[195353] <+Ray_Ayanami> okay, good. 03[195354] * Ray_Ayanami is now known as TsundeRay [195355] <+Rex_Rule> BUT, but. 03[195358] * TsundeRay is now known as Ray_Ayanami 01[195400] <+Ray_Ayanami> What? [195406] <+GoldenFox> Ray, you need a product, venture capital, and it's important to not compete with Big Box. [195407] <+NamelessFragger> I swear, all the Internet Rule Lists I've found just don't match up. It's as if I can't be sure about the definition of any Rules that aren't 1, 2, and *ugh* 34. [195409] <+Rex_Rule> I still think you were being sanctimonious and judgmental 01[195421] <+Ray_Ayanami> but the point is [195425] <+A_Dope_Bird> its because all the others are made up [195438] <+A_Dope_Bird> there was an original document but alas, it has been lost to the annals of time 01[195443] <+Ray_Ayanami> at least I'm doing what could be useful, NOT using my parents money to run away [195446] <+MODULE-32A> The ISO will probably come up with a standard eventually. 01[195452] <+Ray_Ayanami> or do other stupid shit that my cousin would do [195505] <+MODULE-32A> There was an ISO 1337. [195510] <+MODULE-32A> Had something to do with metallurgy, if memory serves. 01[195511] <+Ray_Ayanami> like pretentious blog entries about love and whatnot. 03[195516] * Ray_Ayanami is now known as TsundeRay [195517] <+A_Dope_Bird> wasted number 03[195524] * BonSequitur (BonSequitu@189.38.227.97) has joined #tropers 03[195524] * TropeBot sets mode: +v BonSequitur 03[195526] * ChanServ sets mode: +o BonSequitur [195534] <+MODULE-32A> Well, it was from significantly before the Web. [195536] <+A_Dope_Bird> they should have had ISO 1337 be something about (internet) client reconciliation or something [195538] <+GoldenFox> For the love of god, do not try to make money on the internet. I tried (am trying and failing hard) [195540] <+MODULE-32A> I think the 1960s. [195540] <+A_Dope_Bird> oh well then 01[195544] <+TsundeRay> okay, point is: my cousin just committed a massive DMOS. [195547] <+MODULE-32A> Let's look it up. [195549] <+A_Dope_Bird> i guess it's forgivable... for now... [195555] <+Ayen> an important key to understanding such a situation is the reasons for her running. not that that's something that you need to tell US 01[195610] <+TsundeRay> she wants to be with her boyfriend in Florida, basically. [195611] <+A_Dope_Bird> Wrought coppers (having minimum copper contents of 99,85 %) -- Chemical composition and forms of wrought products [195614] <+A_Dope_Bird> from 1980 [195619] <+MODULE-32A> That's the one. 02[195620] * +zombietiw (hifhf@ip72-199-153-107.sd.sd.cox.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) [195628] <+MODULE-32A> Metallurgy, all right. [195633] <+Ayen> and is that a valid reason? 01[195640] <+TsundeRay> well, on one hand 01[195650] <+TsundeRay> she's probably happy with him 01[195658] <+TsundeRay> but on the other hand, she's only 16/17 [195710] <+GoldenFox> In Penumbra, the cargo crates were labeled with their ISO standards :P 01[195711] <+TsundeRay> She's not exactly old or mature enough to be on her own, without a parent or guardian. [195721] <+Rex_Rule> FFFFFF [195733] <+MODULE-32A> Oh, cybernetics, too. [195737] <+MODULE-32A> Some commercially available. [195740] <+Rex_Rule> Ray 01[195741] <+TsundeRay> /leave #tropers [195744] <+MODULE-32A> Not as commonplace as in GITS, though. [195746] <+Rex_Rule> I'm not even kidding. [195754] <+MODULE-32A> And in many ways, still no reason, to, say, replace the whole body. [195800] <+Rex_Rule> GTFO with that shit. Get the fuck out of there, that is insane. [195803] <+MODULE-32A> The substrate works pretty well. They might put in augmented eyes or ears, though. [195806] <+GoldenFox> Cybernetics make the body less efficient! Session Close: Tue May 12 19:58:08 2009 Session Start: Tue May 12 19:58:08 2009 Session Ident: #tropers 02[195808] * Disconnected Session Start: Tue May 12 19:58:55 2009 Session Ident: #tropers 03[195855] * Now talking in #tropers 03[195855] * Topic is 'Welcome to #TVtropes | We would like to ask you to speak in complete bloody sentences | Playing Brawl online is like shoving a million flaming knives down your throat | FUCK YEAH OBAMA: http://www.sciencedebate2008.com/www/index.php?id=65 | Star Trek: FUCK YES. | FTL = Kick!' 03[195855] * Set by BonSequitur!BonSequitu@189.38.227.97 on Mon May 11 17:05:28 03[195855] * TropeBot sets mode: +v TsundeRay [195856] <+A_Dope_Bird> I KNOW [195858] <+Rex_Rule> You guys [195859] <+A_Dope_Bird> I SHALL HAVE A ROBOTIC ARM JUST CAUSE [195901] <+Rex_Rule> Called him 01[195902] <+TsundeRay> oh fucking hell [195904] <+Rex_Rule> like me Session Close: Tue May 12 19:59:06 2009 Session Start: Tue May 12 19:58:08 2009 Session Ident: #tropers 02[195808] * Disconnected 02[195955] * Attempting to rejoin channel #tropers 03[195956] * Rejoined channel #tropers 03[195956] * Topic is 'Welcome to #TVtropes | We would like to ask you to speak in complete bloody sentences | Playing Brawl online is like shoving a million flaming knives down your throat | FUCK YEAH OBAMA: http://www.sciencedebate2008.com/www/index.php?id=65 | Star Trek: FUCK YES. | FTL = Kick!' 03[195956] * Set by BonSequitur!BonSequitu@189.38.227.97 on Mon May 11 17:05:28 [195956] <+A_Dope_Bird> bitch [195956] <+A_Dope_Bird> ass 03[195956] * TropeBot sets mode: +v TsundeRay Session Close: Tue May 12 19:59:56 2009 Session Start: Tue May 12 20:00:04 2009 Session Ident: #tropers 03[200004] * Now talking in #tropers 03[200004] * Topic is 'Welcome to #TVtropes | We would like to ask you to speak in complete bloody sentences | Playing Brawl online is like shoving a million flaming knives down your throat | FUCK YEAH OBAMA: http://www.sciencedebate2008.com/www/index.php?id=65 | Star Trek: FUCK YES. | FTL = Kick!' 03[200004] * Set by BonSequitur!BonSequitu@189.38.227.97 on Mon May 11 17:05:28 03[200004] * TropeBot sets mode: +v Tetra [200008] <+A_Dope_Bird> tetra [200009] <+A_Dope_Bird> is black [200012] <+Rex_Rule> This is seriously what you think I'm like? 01[200013] <+Tetra> FUCKING A! [200013] <+NamelessFragger> Oh, dear...now that I think about it, having augmented eyes and ears that could be hacked would SUCK. I could risk being vulnerable to a hack that constantly Rick-Rolls my ears until they bleed, and opens up the floodgates to R34 on my eyes in a manner where even shutting my eyelids would be useless. [200014] <+Rex_Rule> ... [200017] <+MODULE-32A> The cybernetic component might be rather simple and not something really very hackable at all. Session Close: Tue May 12 20:00:18 2009 Session Start: Tue May 12 20:00:18 2009 Session Ident: #tropers 02[200018] * Disconnected Session Close: Tue May 12 20:00:18 2009 Session Start: Tue May 12 20:01:23 2009 Session Ident: #tropers 03[200123] * Now talking in #tropers 03[200123] * Topic is 'Welcome to #TVtropes | We would like to ask you to speak in complete bloody sentences | Playing Brawl online is like shoving a million flaming knives down your throat | FUCK YEAH OBAMA: http://www.sciencedebate2008.com/www/index.php?id=65 | Star Trek: FUCK YES. | FTL = Kick!' 03[200123] * Set by BonSequitur!BonSequitu@189.38.227.97 on Mon May 11 17:05:28 03[200123] * TropeBot sets mode: +v TsundeRay [200125] <+A_Dope_Bird> step 1 - remove eye [200125] <+Nyperold> And skin that tans well. - 03[200128] * Added *!*lowther30@cpe-98-148-40-12.socal.res.rr.com to ignore list - [200134] <+A_Dope_Bird> step 2 - put camera in fake eye, eye in socket 03[200141] * Looking up Rex_Rule user info... [200149] <+Nyperold> Also magic. [200152] <+MODULE-32A> Well, the eye and the way the brain looks at stuff works differently from any camera. [200153] <+A_Dope_Bird> step 3 - hook camera to nevous system, somehow (via tongue works but not as well as "true" vvision) [200202] <+MODULE-32A> See, the eye is not really a camera. [200208] <+MODULE-32A> You have a bunch of discrete frames there. [200211] <+A_Dope_Bird> its a bunch of photoreceptors 01[200219] <+TsundeRay> okay, new topic of discussion: butts. 06[200220] * +Tracehat has had the best day he had in a while, today. :D [200222] <+MODULE-32A> Rather, the optic nerve sort of accesses what the retina provides continuously. [200223] <+A_Dope_Bird> gawd [200226] <+A_Dope_Bird> WHY ARE U DUMB - 03[200231] * Added *!*ndisclose@69.157.169.154 to ignore list - [200233] <+winterwyn> U is not here. 01[200239] <+TsundeRay> So, who wants to be on my ignore list too? 03[200247] * Looking up TsundeRay user info... [200247] <+winterwyn> U is not dumb either. 03[200310] * zombietiw (hifhf@ip72-199-153-107.sd.sd.cox.net) has joined #tropers 03[200310] * TropeBot sets mode: +v zombietiw [200320] <+Cag> rex you're great i don't know why anyone would ignore you [200323] <+winterwyn> You were pretty vicious, though, the rex. It's resolved now though. :P [200328] <+Cag> you're harmless! - 03[200336] * Updated ignore switches for *!*lowther30@cpe-98-148-40-12.socal.res.rr.com - [200353] <+MODULE-32A> Anyway, the artificial camera-eye would probably continuously stimulate the optic-nerve endings.